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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:58
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
No way
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
share office space ...
Carlos Alcaraz roars all the way back to win the French Open again - The Washington Post
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
—
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
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Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
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